I made a cake, and cupcakes. With just a hand mixer cause I'm not cool enough for a fancy stand mixer.
Did a ton of dishes. I do them ALL by hand, I'm pretty sure my dishwasher is the first one ever made.
Took a nap.
Made Brinner. Breakfast for dinner, and this isn't entirely true, I started then almost cut off my finger and the mister finished. Don't worry, I'm okay.
And I learned two important things:
Number One:
Created by Oatmeal
That's pretty good right? Only 41% chance that my family wants me for Brinner...could be worse.
Except dogchild didn't get any of the bacon grease tonight...there was evil in those eyes, pure evil.
AND....
Number Two:
Created by Oatmeal
That's right peeps, when the zombie apocalypse happens and I eventually get bitten, you'll have 1 hour and 17 minutes before I turn on you and eat your brains.
Nommmm....brains.
I swear that's what mutley said to me while she was planning my demise.
What can I say, the bitch likes bacon.
Like momma like dogchild.
