I just saw this video on my gal Stacy's blog.
Before I comment, just watch:
Dog-child you're officially being put on notice.
Why can't you be more like the dog on YouTube?
You don't do our laundry, you eat it.
You don't throw out the trash, you eat it.
You don't open the doors for me when my hands are full, you stand in front of me and force me to trip over you. Then you eat the groceries.
Seriously, it's time to step it up.
You're lucky you're so damn cute.